Greetings kinkatopia family and new friends,
the kinkajous and i are thrilled to invite you to kinkatopia! our community helped build this mini kinkajou empire, and we want to offer you the opportunity to meet your favorite honey bears and experience an evening at kinkatopia.
for those of you wanting kinkajous and for those who have already made the commitment — kinkatopia is a resource. we welcome you to come explore ideas and ask all the kinkajou questions you want.
this is an in-person immersion experience.
the mother of kinkajous is inviting you into her homestead for a private look into kinkatopia. this is a sacred space and should be respected as such. kinkajous are temperamental animals, and we are working appropriately on their terms to make this special experience happen.
we appreCIATE your understanding — please read on for more infoRMATION!
3 rules have been implemented to keep kinkatopia and the beings here safe:
This is a no-touch FACILITY; however, you’ll have the opportunity to safely meet all the animals, feed them w/ tongs, and scratch them with a little bear backscratcher.
no one under 18 permitted. kinkajous are not recommended to be around children, and this full emersion experience is not for children. It’s for the animals’ safety and for your kids!
visits are for small groups of 1 to 4 people. kinkajous are sensitive creatures. for as much as your visits are enrichment to them, larger groups can become overwhelming. we want everyone — animals included — to have the best expERIENCE possible!
now that the kinky rules have been set, it’s time for the kinky fun part!
all visits happen after dusk, remember, we do everything on the animals’ terms so kinaktopia is a nocturnal world. when you arrive, there will be a brief formality section including waviers and a kinkajou ettiquette talk.
then, you’ll dive into your personalized experience:
for fun —
kinkatopia evening experience (2 hours)
After formalities, we’ll move out back, where visitors will meet all the kinks while they receive their dinners, and visitors will have an opportunity to feed them with tongs.
Education will be provided throughout the visit, questions welcomed! Backstories will be shared :)
Touching may be permitted with a backscratcher; contingent on kink.
Tube w/ honey to show length of tongue and/or We'll also do some sort of enrichment: skewers, foraging cages, etc.
Visitors encouraged to walk around and ask questions; or visit with their favorite kink.
w/ add-ons like mocktails or a kinky taste test
kinky date or double date (2.5 hours)
The above, plus flower enrichment, mocktails, and fruit tasting — oh my! Plus, an additional 30 minutes w/ the honey bears.
Same as above but make it double!
smores w/ the kinks (2 hours)
Arrive directly to outdoor set up complete with smores experience. Enjoy toasting marshmallows and eating smores while sharing with the kinks.
for education —
kinkajou keeper consultation (2 hours)
Be welcomed to Kinkatopia for an intimate look at how we run the program here. You’ll be walked through the sanctuary w/ a breakdown on: husbandry, safety, diet, enrichment, mental health, health care, and general operation protocols. The Mother of Kinkajous will walk you through feeding, and you’ll also meet the bears similar to the base Kinkatopia Evening Experience. Questions welcome!
kinkajou masterclass (6-8 hours)
Prepare to learn everything kinkajou! This is the perfect introduction or educational experience for those wanting to work w/ or keep kinkajous. I’ll be covering it all, and you’ll be able to completely pick my brain! You’ll also meet the bears similar to the base Kinkatopia Evening Experience. Questions welcome!
Please note, this is a longer experience that will involve some physical work. You’ll experience what it’s like to work an evening shift at Kinkatopia and better understand everything that goes into assuring these animals have the best care possible.